i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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