I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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