Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
it was like eating out sand paper
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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