His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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