It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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