I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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