i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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