what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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