doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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