Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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