dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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