I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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