mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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