i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
