have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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