S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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