its not stalking. its research.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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