I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We named our party play list daddy issues
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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