like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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