The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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