New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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