On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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