i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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