But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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