I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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