This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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