No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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