I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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