found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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