I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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