I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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