I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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