How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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