Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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