So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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