your thong is hanging out like whoa
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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