Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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