6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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