i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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