I love black thongs
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
