p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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