look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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