is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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