guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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