Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
