She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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