how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The power of my boobs compel you
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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