It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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