She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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