I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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