And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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