no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize
