Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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