Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
