I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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