The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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