what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I did not marry a roomba.
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