Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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