Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
