Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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